THE OLD JEWISH MEN'S GUIDE TO EATING, SLEEPING, AND FUTZING AROUND: The Complete Handbook for Thriving in This Fakakta World

Oy gevalt, you want to be an Old Jewish Man? The truth is, for most it takes a lifetime, but for you, the ways of the OJM can be learned--with the purchase of this guide! Before you know it, you'll be smoking hand-rolled cigars, dominating your Boca co-op association, and complaining about the Mets. Well illustrated, in color.